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sofalcondone:

a hoodie and underwear is all you really need to wear tbh

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im gonna do that thing where u message someone randomly asking for ur sandals back ill keep u guys updated

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oh my god

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people are so nICE ABOUT THIS

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things have taken a dramatic turn

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dammit my cover is blown

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PEOPLE ARE WAY TO NICE ABOUT MY NON EXISTENT SANDALS

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IM HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE

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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

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my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing

update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore

SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP

fuck the police

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